How to tell if you’re a tosser

By Larissa Ham

Mirror, mirror on my inner-city warehouse wall – who’s the biggest, er, tosser of them all?

Twirl your metrosexual moustache, sip your organic latte and consider this: it might just be you, gorgeous.

Nothing screams arrogance like the native tosser. So for no reason at all, other than helping a self-delusional brother (or sister) out, we’ve compiled a Walkley-worthy list of warning signs to watch out for.

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